he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
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He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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