I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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