is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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