You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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