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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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