I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
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The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
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