Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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