I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
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