turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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