Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
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We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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