Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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