nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
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yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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