Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
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