why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
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I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
NoShamevember. You game?
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
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drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
Randomize