Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
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All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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