He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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