I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
Randomize
