Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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