Kiss
Puke
Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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