That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
dude. I can hear the air.
Randomize
