In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
He? As in you personified your dick?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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