420 ftw
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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