yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You need Xanax blowdarts
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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