You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Randomize
