I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
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The dick lei will go down in squad history
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
You ate ashes out of my bong
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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