no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
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tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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