I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
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