your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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