sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I want to stick my p in your. b.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
Randomize
