I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Randomize
