David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Watching her eat just hurts me
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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