No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
i think my cat just said my name.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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