What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Do vagina's smell?
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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