I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
4 words: hood of his car
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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