I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
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I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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