he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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