He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
A bitchslap is in order.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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