I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
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and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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