So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Thank you for not boning my boss.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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