Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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