i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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