You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
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These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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