Dual....:-)
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
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My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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