This dress was meant to end up on your floor
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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