There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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