Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
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multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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