people are starting to question the shark bite story
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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