..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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