): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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