I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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