windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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