i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
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I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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