Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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