Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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